elizabthturner: If it makes you feel any better, if I was in…

elizabthturner:

If it makes you feel any better, if I was in your shoes, I probably would’ve tried to steal the presidency, too. Well, that’s what made the two of us such a beatable combination.

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alexromero:You son of a bitch. When I was getting a baby, you…

alexromero:

You son of a bitch. When I was getting a baby, you told me I’d suck as a mother. Now that I’ve lost it, you tell me I’d be great as a mother.